I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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