chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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