With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
