Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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