the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
They have beer where we have blood.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
