I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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