do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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