? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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