What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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