I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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