you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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