Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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