His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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