you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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