Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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