The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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