Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
