Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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