I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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