But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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