weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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