remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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