We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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