I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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