I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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