Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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