escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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