try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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