She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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