Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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