Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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