so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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