Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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