if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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