But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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