I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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