Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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