You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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