remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Someone shattered a urinal.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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