I hate your face
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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