they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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