About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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