I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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