i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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