She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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