4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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