Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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