Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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