I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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