shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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