it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
