Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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