Walk of Shame. In a state park.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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