I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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