Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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